The week in rants, raves and randoms.

Sneaking up on my sunbathing beauties. 

Rants:

• I was crop-dusted by a random stranger in the paint aisle at Michaels yesterday. Seriously. I couldn't believe it either.
• I encountered the ultimate parking spot {insert rude name of your choice here} this week. Let me set the scene. I was parked in front of our building in a little strip of street parking just large enough for two cars to legally park. Like the courteous gentlewoman I am, when I parked there I pulled up all the way, allowing room for another car behind me. When I walked out to my car yesterday, there was a guy sitting in the car parked behind me. I got in my car and as I'm pulling away, I see him roll forward until he's clearly taking up BOTH parking spots. Then he turned the car off and left. Seriously, bro? Seriously? 

Raves:

• I haven't worn a single item of "real" clothing all week long. It's just been me and my sweatpants crafting at home. Winning!
• Finding a stash of my old CDs while sorting through my office boxes. Thank goodness I had the sweet beats of Avril Lavigne, circa 2002, and my own mixes entitled "Emo" and "Gansta"(I was so focused on drawing cool designs on the CD that apparently I forgot a "g"...ironic) to get me through the organizing process. 
• I'm addicted to 7-11 fountain sodas. Someone, please get me help. 

Randoms:

• There have been some odd and hilarious solicitations showing up in my email "spam" folder lately. For example, the AARP is encouraging me to join up. Apparently they took me seriously when I said I was on the brink of elderly. And I keep getting emails offering discounts on bed bug terminating services. Look, I don't clean all the time, but I'm pretty sure I'm not attracting bed bugs (fingers crossed). I also got an email about "Black People Meet", a dating website for black people. Oh, Internets, I do not think I am who you think I am. 
• Yesterday I was whining about having my cavities filled and without missing a beat, Ryan says, "At least you're not having a cavity search. Think positive." Touche, sir, touche. 

And on that note...have a wonderful weekend!