I wish...

What I wore: Shoes, DIY. Jeans & jacket, AE Outfitters. Top, Marshalls. Necklace, Express. 

I wish I could smile without teeth and not look like I was sniffing a fart. 

I wish I had made more poor decisions in college (not BIG poor decisions, but little ones,
like going out more often instead of studying).

I wish ice cream was calorie-free.
I wish I was better at making small talk without sounding like a total idiot.

I wish I'd worn fewer pairs of sweatpants in high school.

I wish pots and pans cleaned themselves.

I wish my Grandma was alive to read some of my writing.
I wish I was more spontaneous.
I wish Law & Order SVU would suck it up and pay Christopher Meloni enough to come back. 

I wish I could still go pole vaulting because I miss it. 

I wish Yoshi could bathe himself.

I wish I had slim, dainty shoulders instead of broad, linebacker shoulders.
I wish it was ten degrees warmer everywhere I went because I'm constantly freezing.

I wish politics would start being about issues that affect our country

 and stop being about one party versus the other.

I wish I could create an anonymous Facebook account and then grammar-Nazi
the crap out of unsuspecting Facebookers.



Happy Wednesday!