Tuesday, November 6, 2012

The sponge that ruined my week.


This sponge. Ohhhh, this sponge has probably evoked more emotion than any other
sponge in the world. You see, a few weeks ago I ordered a fantastical pair of boots from
a website called Shop-cora.com. And, like a moron, I neglected to Google said website
prior to making my purchase. Nope, I got distracted by the sweet price 
and the fact that they were the only place I could find my size. 
So, I ordered away. And a few weeks passed.
And I started to get all antsy. Then one evening I went down to our mailbox and in that
little metal box was a little white padded envelope with my name on it and a Chinese 
return address. Weird. Really weird. My boots could not be this tiny.
And my boots were supposed to be shipped from some obscure place in Michigan.
I brought the envelope up to our apartment and asked Ryan.
Perhaps this was some super-amazing Chinese surprise gift he ordered for me 
to thank me for being, well...awesome. Nope. 
Open it, he said.
What if it's a bomb?
It's a really small bomb.
Yeah, they probably want to blow up only our specific apartment.
We risked it and inside was a sponge.
A stupid pink sponge.
My mind was still boggled. Was this a marketing tactic? Did our credit card number get stolen?
(If so, obviously it was stolen by some kind soul aware of my sub par housecleaning skills 
and hoping to do a good deed by providing me with cleaning supplies.)
But we went back to our business and the sponge sat on my desk.
Taunting me.
On a whim, I Googled the return address (why, oh, why couldn't my desire to Google
have struck BEFORE ordering rather than after?!). BAM. Listing after listing of 
people who ordered shoes from Shop-cora.com and received sponges.
I GOT SCAMMED.
And the tricky part is, because they actually mail you something,
they have a shipping confirmation to refute your claims that you didn't receive the product.
I have a few choice words for Shop-cora.com,
but unfortunately they're all inappropriate. 
So, to sum it up, I'll just say this:
Hopefully the next poor, sad, boot-fanatic will have the web-savvy
(or, you know, just the common sense) to Google the website.
And hopefully they'll come across this post.
If you'd like to join me in flooding Shop-cora's email inbox with giant photos of sponges,
be my guest! The address is shopcora2892@gmail.com.
Sponge away, my friends. Sponge away! 

14 comments:

  1. That sucks! So sorry you got scammed.

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  2. oh my goodness. That's horrible! I'm a google fanatic when it comes to ordering things off the internet.
    I'm sorry you got scammed! My friend just got scammed on Etsy.. some people are ridiculous.

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  3. oh my gosh! That's a terrible scam! Hope you get the better of them.

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  4. Oh my word! I've never heard of this tactic! A sponge!? This is so crazy and sad. Sorry about getting scammed:(

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  5. Uh! What an awfully disappointing thing to happen! =O....but rather humorous too ;} A stupid sponge?! REALLY?! /:) Maybe you can use it to clean a future pair of purchased boots.... just to be ironic ;) lol

    xo
    summer

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  6. Oh gosh, that is horrible! I'd have a few choice words as well..arg!

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  7. Oh my good god I'd be getting on a plane and attacking this Chinese store with a years supply of sponges. That is sickening!

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  8. Are you kidding me?! What a rip off!! That is unreal-- so sorry about your missing boots!

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  9. Oh my gosh! Are you kidding me!??! How bizarre is that?? Haha

    I actually blogged today about online shopping and how misleading it can be, but I have never even heard of anything like this! Stupid scammers.

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  10. That is unbelievable. I can't believe that happened to you. I am soo sorry. I knew there was a reason that I liked buying things in person.

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  11. That is so horrible! No sponge should come between you and cute boots! And I just checked out their site, and I would have totally thought it was legit too... I guess I should learn from you and be more web conscious in the future... so scary!
    xx

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  12. OMG that makes me so upset for you! How could they do that and why did they pick a sponge or even send anything at all right? Hope some good luck comes your way soon then!

    http://bronsonbloopers.blogspot.com

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  13. Please tell me this isn't the same company your ordered that Deer sweater from??? I bought the same sweater and am no hoping I don't get sponged!!

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