I-I-I-I work out.

Welcome to our

30 Day Super-Duper Hardcore Fitness Challenge 

(I just improvised this title. Intense, right?) 

How it works:

This past weekend, we each did a
one-mile run, one minute of push-ups and one minute of sit-ups.

Over the next month, we'll train to improve our speed and endurance.

30 days from now, we'll repeat all three tests and see how much we've improved.

The rules:
No cheating (largely because it's impossible). 

No trash talk (unless it's highly amusing).   

No bribing Andrea with pizza or ice cream
so she's too stuffed and lazy to workout.
(Because I would fall for that trick every time.)

The prize:

We've yet to negotiate a prize for the person who
improves the most after 30 days. I've suggested Ryan become my personal
masseuse when if I win, but he has yet to accept my suggestion,
probably because he's scared I'm going to kick his butt.
And he should be scared.
Because I'm a beast.
(Have you seen these guns?)
Now, excuse me while I go pump some iron or something like that.