A letter to my coworkers.

I've got a bone to pick with my coworkers.

It's really starting to feel like I'm carrying the team here...
They're constantly sleeping on the job.
They bring toys into the office and, on occasion,
they get into heated discussions right underneath my desk.
Their verbal communication skills are lacking
and they're always begging me to share my lunch.  

And I'm pretty sure kissing me at work constitutes sexual harassment
(not to mention the fact that every day they come to the office naked).
But I must admit...my coworkers are cuter than your coworkers.