The week in rants, raves and randoms.

Rants:

• Drinking while wearing lipstick. I always end up pursing my lips around the edge of the cup in an attempt to avoid smearing lipstick onto it (lipstick stains freak me out), and I look like I'm making a duck face. I should never, ever wear lipstick and drink in public.
• Having a sweet tan on the front of my body and a pasty-white back. Someone (cough, me) was a discriminatory sunbather this past Saturday. But in my defense, laying on my stomach and hanging my head off the lounge chair to read my book makes the blood rush to my head. 
• Work kidnapped Ryan this week. And Ryan kidnapped the jar of peanut butter from our cabinet. And I miss it. 

Raves:

• Having a sweetheart of a husband who will stop on the way home from work to pick up....stuff... I need from the store.
• Having that same sweet husband work until EIGHT at night, then come home and clean up the kitchen I neglected all day and not complain about it one bit (I'm sounding like a terrible wife here...).
• A fresh new coat of fingernail polish! That always makes me feel ready to go out and conquer the world.
• I finally figured out that I can reply to comments via email (I'm slow, okay?)! Also, figured out how to link my email to my Blogger profile so I can receive replies! I'm so tech savvy. Please, come to me with your computer problems. 
• Getting in a much needed run yesterday...and having Jell-O for thigh muscles this morning. 
• I'm having chocolate chips waffles for breakfast this morning instead of my normal cup of Fiber One because I'm spontaneous like that. I'm telling you, the life I lead is WILD. 
• Several days ago, I successfully parallel parked! (insert uproarious applause here) The spot was big enough to fit a semi, and it still took me three tries to get parked, but it still counts. 

Randoms:

• Getting whistled at by a car full of high-schoolers whilst walking from my car to the apartment. Not sure if I should be flattered or embarrassed. Thoughts?